Another Summer hits it’s stride, and another Glastonbury comes and goes – without yours truly in attendance. You are familiar, I assume, with Woody Allen’s 1983 offering ‘Zelig’, wherein the main character seeks approval from those around him, and has the uncanny ability to become precisely the person they would want him to be . What he cannot do is be himself. This problem, if memory serves, is rooted in the fact that he was never able to finish Melville’s ‘Moby Dick’. I am starting to think of Glastonbury as my ‘Moby Dick.’ Will I ever get there? Am I destined to end my days having never experienced the most magical weekend it is possible to have ? Or am I just looking at things through those ever reliable English Rose tinted glasses ? Perhaps it is just a few thousand people fucked up in a field. But maybe, just maybe, if I ever get to go, just once in my life, I could witness a land more green and pleasant than I have ever imagined, and those dark satanic mills of my mind might be banished forever. Or perhaps I’d just take the brown acid, fall face first in to a two foot deep puddle of mud, and wake up three days later. In Latvia. On the bright side, I’m not dead yet, there’s (hopefully) a few more ‘maybe next year’s’ to come, so we shall see. There really is only one way to find out. In the meantime, a playlist of moments I would prefer to have not missed this past weekend.
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1. Pulp – Something Changed
2. The Chemical Brothers – Block Rockin’ Beats
3. Jimmy Cliff – Sitting in Limbo
4. Dengue Fever – One Thousand Tears of a Tarantula
5. Janelle Monae – Sir Greendown
6. Morrissey – First of the Gang To Die
7. Primal Scream – Slip Inside this House
8. Cee Lo Green – It’s OK
9. The Go! Team – Bottle Rocket
10. Battles – White Electric
11. Neneh Cherry – Buffalo Stance
12. John Cooper Clarke – Post War Glamour Girls
13. Devlin – Brainwashed
14. Big Audio Dynamite – C’Mon Every Beatbox
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